Europe in the Morning - *Helsinki* Is it not always dawn in Helsinki in the wintertime? The pale, transparent sky and the slanting sunlight give it that luster of morning at most ...
Friday, October 2, 2009
Thursday, October 1
Can you believe that it is the first day of October? Where did September go? Well it was not a terrible day. I got to wake up at noon so it was the perfect amount of sleep for today. I went to lunch with Austin and Adam and we ended up sitting with Alex and Vashti. There was a new kind of queso that was not good. Then I studied for my Business Math class for a couple of hours. We were going to play ultimate frisbee, but just when class was suppose to start it began to rain. Instead we got to walk inside. Yippee! It was a little boring today and I just went to dinner and then had history. I will tell the jokes that he told. A lady came into a room looking white as a ghost and someone asked her what was wrong. She said she just got off a BSU Mits bus and passengers were flying all over the bus and the bus was driving on one wheel around corners and stopping real rough. The person says well thats unusual and the lady said "Well it was my first time driving a bus!" The other one was about a man who had some monkey brains while he was on vacation and when he returned he asked his local butcher and the butcher said no. He went back again a week later and asked again and the butcher said no again. He went back again the next week and asked again and the butcher said "What do you get if you take the type out of typewriter?" The man replied "writer." The butcher said, "What do you get if you take the fire out of firefighter?" The man said "fighter." The butcher asked "What do you get when you take the frig out of monkey brains?" The man says "There is no frig in monkey brains." The butcher said "Exactly!" Well thats all I have. Stay Classy Nappanee/Muncie!
Posted by Monkey at 12:51 AM