Tuesday, May 4, 2010

My Wills to Friends

These are my wills to everyone! Enjoy!

Big Jaws, “Why is there no hole in this wall?”, Cotton Candy, Pine, the color Blue, “Mrs. Peacock was a man?”, an actually viewing of The Ten Commandments, AWESOME, Glee, Heroes, Argyle Mondays, Late Nite, a good football team, Hogwarts, “The whale jumped in the water, which means that the Republicans should be in the White House”, Rocky Horror Picture Show Halloween showing, the cat in the hat, acceptance into the Nappanee Elite, Lady Gaga, Jib-Jab Videos, Tylerday, Zambie Hunting, watching movies as a group, Hair, 2C Lord of the Rings Extravaganza, 4-H What is it?, Socialism, Catholicism, the Pope’s Hat, Chef Reynold’s cooking, “I’d rather be more on, than more off”, a great Major, Supply and Demand, the autograph you want, Austrian Pet shops, Comedians, JJJJOOOEEEYYY, SSC, Medussa, other mean nicknames, the Ass Slapper, scandals, fish fountain time, therapy sessions, understanding the movement from room to room to get away from someone, Sandra Bullock, bad impressions, “Son of a B%#&@!”, “See that’s funny…”, Screwball, the bedit, “What up with that?”, “Don’t make me dance!!!”, Yesterdog, Hot tub fun time, “If God were edible, not that I’m Catholic, but if it were cool to eat God, he’d be a chicken finger, La lluvia en espana se queda principlemente in las urnuras, Impure Michigan, “Ze penalty for braking ze Siegfried Oath is DESS! Dess? Is that anything like death? YETH!”, Every sperm is sacred, "Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego...now some people get that last one mixed up with 'A bad negro”, Studio time, “Hey Mr. Scott, What ya gonna do, what ya gonna do, make our dreams come true!”, Saw marathons, Clue, It's a thousand pages and not one quidditch match!, Leno’s return, Leno’s departure, Leno’s return again, watching Ferg, the Olympics till 5 in the morning, What up Bra?, catching bubbles, living like a real homeless person, taking the walk without shoes, James Bond Glass, running in Blizzards, CARTWRIGHT 4…FAZIO 2 or 5 or 14, jumping pictures, Carl that kills people, Bird is the word, Everyone in this room is dumb…and you are fat, Heather actually calling us her friends, Random rants and PMS,fffffffaaaaaaaaatttttttttt, knowing the difference between Kevin Anderson and other African Americans, Snapple facts, Frisbee at random times, loud noises in the hall, “In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire hurricanes hardly ever happen”, random comments on Matt’s blog, really big forearms, dressing up the creepy baby, marriages and divorces, nerf guns, elephant dolls with big butts, Coach PB, Face punches, a sassy gay friend, facebook games, Tyler and Joey time, all of the great memories we have, the time we spent together, a future friendship that lasts forever, and any other inside jokes that we shared as a group. If you have some you would like to share post them in the comments area. It has been so much fun and I hope you enjoyed these jokes as much as I have had!

1 comment:

  1. TH Therapy Time.
    Clay hand in our room.
    HOVERCRAFTS. Damn you, Obama.


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